初中幽默英語演講稿（精選5篇）

初中幽默英語演講稿 篇1

　　Love Your Mother

　　愛你的母親

　　Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

　　你為什么哭?一個小男孩問他的媽媽.

　　"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

　　因為我是女人,她告訴他.

　　"I don't understand," he said.

　　我不明白.他回答

　　His Mom just hugged him and said,

　　"And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

　　媽媽擁抱了他說,"你永遠(yuǎn)也不會明白,但沒關(guān)系..."

　　Later the little boy asked his father,

　　"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".

　　后來小男孩問他的父親"媽媽為什么似乎在無緣無故的哭泣?"

　　"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......

　　"所有的女人都會常常沒有原因地哭泣",這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...

　　The little boy grew up and became a man,

　　still wondering why women cry.

　　等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時候,

　　他仍然奇怪媽媽為什么哭.

　　Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"

　　最后他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問"上帝,為什么女人容易哭泣?"

　　GOD answered......

　　上帝回答:

　　"When I made woman,

　　I decided she had to be special.

　　I made her shoulders

　　strong enough to carry

　　the weight of the world, yet,

　　made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

　　"當(dāng)我創(chuàng)造女人的時候,

　　我決定把她造的很特別,

　　我讓她的雙肩強(qiáng)壯的足以能夠承擔(dān)整個世界,但是,

　　卻讓她的雙臂溫柔的足夠去安慰他人...

　　I gave her the inner strength

　　to endure childbirth

　　and the rejection

　　that many times will come

　　even from her own children.

　　我給她內(nèi)在的力量去忍受生產(chǎn)的劇痛,

　　也讓她有勇氣承受無數(shù)的傷害,

　　甚至這些傷害有時會來自于自己的孩子...

　　I gave her a hardness

　　that allows her

　　to keep going and take care

　　of her family and friends,

　　even when everyone else gives up, through sickneand fatigue without

　　complaining....

　　我給她頑強(qiáng),讓她能夠不斷地前進(jìn),

　　并且照顧自己的家人和朋友,

　　甚至當(dāng)每個人都放棄的時候,

　　她卻能夠堅強(qiáng)地在疾病和勞累之時毫無怨言...

　　I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all yanjianggao/ircumstances. Even when her child has hurt her badly....

　　She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....

　　我給她內(nèi)心的敏感,讓她在任何環(huán)境下都深愛著自己的孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時候...

　　她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時候感到安慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消除緊張與恐懼...

　　I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults

　　and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

　　我給她力量關(guān)心她的丈夫，盡管他會犯錯.我用男人的肋骨創(chuàng)造了女人，使女人可以保護(hù)男人的心臟...

　　I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....

　　我給她智慧，讓她知道一個好丈夫永遠(yuǎn)不會傷害他的妻子，但有時候會試煉她堅定的永遠(yuǎn)跟隨自己丈夫的能力與決心.

　　For all of this hard work,

　　I also gave her a tear to shed.

　　It is hers to use

　　whenever needed and

　　it is her only weakness....

　　When you see her cry,

　　tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though

　　she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.

　　因為這些種種的困難，

　　我也同樣賜她流下眼淚，

　　這是當(dāng)她在需要時可以使用的，

　　這是她唯一的軟弱之處...

　　當(dāng)你看到她哭泣的時候，

　　告訴她你有多么地愛她，

　　告訴她她為所有人所做的一切，

　　即使這樣她可能還是會哭泣，

　　但你會使她的心里得到安慰.

　　She is special!

　　Please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,

　　sisters, and special women in their lives.

　　她是獨(dú)特的!

　　請把這個信息傳遞給你認(rèn)識的女人， 有母親，姐妹和特別的女性在他們生命里的人.

　　But, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.

　　Each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.

　　但是，也把這個信息傳遞給男人，因此他們會明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物.

　　每一天，生活中都會有必須爬的山，但是勇氣會使每一步都更輕松.

　　Love your Mother Always

　　永遠(yuǎn)愛你的母親，

　　and keep her Smiling

　　并且使她微笑常在

初中幽默英語演講稿 篇2

　　One of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. More and more people spend their spare time in reading the books they are interested in.

　　There are so many books in the world that it is impossible for any one to read all of them, even if he spends his whole life in reading. Before we start reading, we should find out whether it is valuable for us to read.

　　Reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It can enrich our knowledge. It makes us learn lots of things we did not previously know. We can be aware of what had happened in the past as well as what is happening in the present time. The more books we read, the more knowledge we get. No matter how much education we receive or how much expensive we have, we can not become a full man unless we keep reading.

　　Reading bad books will lead you to a wrong way and prevents you from progressing. It’s worse than reading nothing. So we know how important it is to read good books.

　　book can be read at random time if you have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. Also, you can read a book to achieve a more really history. Through a book, you can communicate with its author without other’s transmission. All these rarely can be easily achieved by a television.

　　Furthermore, book is a treasure that has developed centuries. As we know when written language appeared, human beings became use it to record their lives, and this action leaves us a lot of historic precious mineral. We can absorb intelligence and wisdom, and we can also be taught lessons. I love book from my heart, form book I know how to communicate with others, and I learn my homeland is the place I love best, and also I know my parents are the very individuals who I love through my life. What about the television? Television, sometimes, show violence, sex, drugs beyond our choice.

初中幽默英語演講稿 篇3

　　Earn english not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.when i learn english, i can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.when i read english novels,i can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.when i speak english, i can feel the confident from my words.when i write english,i can see the beauty which is not the same as our chinese...

　　I love english,it gives me a colorful dream.i hope i can travel around the world one day. with my good english, i can make friends with many people from different contries.i can see many places of great intrests.i dream that i can go to london,because it is the birth place of english.

　　I also want to use my good english to introduce our great places to the english spoken people,i hope that they can love our country like us.

　　I know, rome was not built in a day. i believe that after continuous hard study, one day i can speak english very well. if you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. so i believe as i love english everyday , it will love me too.

　　I am sure that i will realize my dream one day!

　　Thank you!

初中幽默英語演講稿 篇4

　　Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.” “Is it an English school” Mary asked.” Yes, it is,” her mother said. Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class. “We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.” “Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,” Mary said happily.

初中幽默英語演講稿 篇5

　　Dick wearing a pair of new trousers went together with his father to his aunt's house.At the sight of the boy's new trousers,his aunt admired very much and kissed him favorably.In front of the boy, there were many nice cakes and chocolates.His cousin also took out all his toys and played with him.The boy enjoyed a good day there.

　　While he went back home with his father, he was so joyful that he sang and danced along the way home. suddenly he slipped and fell into the mud and his trousers got very dirty.

　　When he got home, his mother saw his dirty trousers and said:

　　"Oh,what a mess! This is not the first time you come home like that , and this time you are wearing your new trousers!"

　　"I am sorry,mum,"said Dick."But I had no time to take my new trousers off when I fell down."