趣味性的英語(yǔ)小故事（精選3篇）

趣味性的英語(yǔ)小故事 篇1

　　Reminder

　　In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in because of our reminder.

　　"We did," she explained. "Bruno bit the mail carrier who was delivering your card."

　　催單

　　我是一家獸醫(yī)站的技師。當(dāng)動(dòng)物到了該注射疫苗的時(shí)候，我們就寄出催單。一條德國(guó)物質(zhì)牧羊犬布 魯諾來(lái)做每年一次的狂犬疫苗注射。我們依照州法律的要求詢問(wèn)他的主人，在過(guò)去的十天里布魯諾是否咬了什么人。“噢，是的。事實(shí)上這正是我們到這兒來(lái)的原 因，”她回答說(shuō)。我覺(jué)得奇怪，告訴她我們以為他們是因?yàn)槭盏搅宋覀兊拇邌尾艁?lái)的。

　　“的確如此，”她解釋道。“布魯諾咬了給你們送催單的郵遞員。”

趣味性的英語(yǔ)小故事 篇2

　　A man carves an idol and takes it to the fair. No one buys it, so he begins to shout in order to canvass the customer. 有人雕刻了一個(gè)赫爾墨斯的木像，拿到市場(chǎng)上去賣。因?yàn)闆](méi)有一個(gè)買主上前 He says that this idol can bring in wealth and good luck. One man says to the seller, “Hello, My friend, if this is so, you should have the advantages that the idol can bring, why do you want to sell it?” The seller says, “What I want is that I can get cash in at once. The profit from the idol is so slow. 他便大聲叫喊，想招攬生意，說(shuō)有賜福招財(cái)?shù)纳癯鍪邸＿@時(shí)旁邊有一個(gè)人對(duì)他說(shuō)道：“喂，朋友，既然這樣，你自己應(yīng)該享受他的好處哇，為什么還要賣掉他呢?” 他回答說(shuō)：“我要的是現(xiàn)在馬上可以兌現(xiàn)的利益，這個(gè)神的利益卻來(lái)得很慢哪。” This story means: God will never respect people who make a profit by hook or crook. 這故事正是說(shuō)那種不擇手段地求利，連神也不尊敬的人。

趣味性的英語(yǔ)小故事 篇3

　　Once upon a time a little old woman and a little old man lived in a cottage. One day the little old woman made a gingerbread man. She gave him currants for eyes and cherries for buttons. She put him in the oven to bake. The little old woman and little old man were very hungry and wanted to eat the gingerbread man. As soon as he was cooked, the little old woman opened the oven door. The gingerbread man jumped out of the tin and ran out of the open window shouting, 'Don't eat me!' The little old woman and little old man ran after the gingerbread man. 'Stop! Stop!' they yelled.The gingerbread man did not look back. He ran on saying, 'Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!' Down the lane he sped when he came to a pig. 'Stop! Stop! I would like to eat you," shouted the pig. The gingerbread man was too fast. He ran on saying "Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.” A little further on he met a cow. 'Stop! Stop! little man,' called the hungry cow, 'I want to eat you.' Again the gingerbread man was too fast. He sped on down the road saying, "Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man." The cow began to chase the gingerbread man along with the pig, and the little old woman. But the gingerbread man was too fast for them. It was not long before the gingerbread man came to a horse. 'Stop! Stop!' shouted the horse. 'I want to eat you, little man.' But the gingerbread man did not stop. He said,'Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.' The horse joined in the chase. The gingerbread man laughed and laughed, until he came to a river. 'Oh no!' he cried, 'They will catch me. How can I cross the river?' A sly fox came out from behind a tree. 'I can help you cross the river,' said the fox. 'Jump on to my tail and I will swim across.' 'You won't eat me, will you?' said the gingerbread man. 'Of course not,' said the fox. 'I just want to help.' The gingerbread man climbed on the fox's tail. Soon the gingerbread man began to get wet. 'Climb onto my back,' said the fox. So the gingerbread man did. As he swam the fox said, 'You are too heavy. I am tired. Jump onto my nose.' So the gingerbread man did as he was told. No sooner had they reached the other side, than the fox tossed the gingerbread man up in the air. He opened his mouth and 'Snap!' that was the end of the gingerbread man.