英語演講稿幽默3分鐘

　　下面是小編為大家整理的英語演講稿幽默3分鐘，僅供大家進(jìn)行參考。

　　范文【一】

　　Someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. I don’t know who wrote these words, but I’ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. We are all in the position of the farmers. If we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. If we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.

　　We are young. “How to spend the youth?” It is a meaningful question. To answer it, first I have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” Youth is not a time of life, it’s a state of mind. It’s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. It’s the matter of the will. It’s the freshness of the deep spring of life.

　　A poet said “To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour. Several days ago, I had a chance to listen to a lecture. I learnt a lot there. I’d like to share it with all of you. Let’s show our right palms. We can see three

　　lines that show how our love.career and life is. I have a short line of life. What about yours? I wondered whether we could see our future in this way. Well, let’s make a fist. Where is our future? Where is our love, career, and life? Tell me.Yeah, it is in our hands. It is held in ourselves.

　　We all want the future to be better than the past. But the future can go better itself. Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. From the past, we’ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher. We’ve learnt that we can’t choose how we feel, but we can choose what about it. Failure doesn’t mean you don’t have it, it does mean you should do it in a different way. Failure doesn’t mean you should give up, it does mean you must try harder.

　　As what I said at the beginning, “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. The past has gone. Nothing we do will change it. But the future is in frront of us. Believe that what we give to the world, the world will give to us. And from today on, let’s be the owners of ourselves, and speak out “We are the world, we are the future.”

　　翻譯：有人說“我們正在讀一本書的第一章的第一節(jié),頁數(shù)無限的”。我不知道誰寫的這些話,但我一直很喜歡他們提醒人們,可以是任何我們想要的未來。我們都是農(nóng)民的地位。我們?nèi)舴N下好種子,我們收獲豐收。如果我們工廠什么都沒有,我們什么也沒收獲。

　　我們年輕的時(shí)候。“如何度過青春?“這是一個(gè)有意義的問題。要回答這個(gè)問題,首先我要問“你怎么理解這個(gè)詞的青年嗎?“青春不是生命的一個(gè)階段,它是一種心態(tài)。它不是紅潤的面頰,紅色的嘴唇和柔軟的膝蓋。它的問題。它是生命的深泉的清新。

　　一個(gè)詩人說:“從一粒沙子看到一個(gè)世界,從一朵野花看到一個(gè)天堂,把無限放在你的手掌,永恒也就消融于一個(gè)時(shí)辰。幾天前,我有機(jī)會(huì)聽一個(gè)講座。我學(xué)到了很多。我想與大家分享。讓我們展示我們的右手掌。我們可以看到三個(gè)

　　行,展示我們的愛。職業(yè)和生活。我有一個(gè)短線的生活。你的呢?我想知道是否我們可以看到我們的未來。好吧,讓我們做一個(gè)拳頭。我們的未來在哪里?哪里是我們的愛,事業(yè)和生活?告訴我。是的,它是在我們的手中。這是在自己舉行。

　　我們都希望未來會(huì)比過去更好。但是未來可以更好的自己。不要因?yàn)橥杲Y(jié)而哭,要為曾經(jīng)發(fā)生而微笑。從過去,我們知道,生活是艱苦的,但我們是更堅(jiān)強(qiáng)。我們知道我們不能選擇我們的感覺,但我們可以選擇。失敗并不意味著你不擁有它,它意味著你應(yīng)該換一種方式。失敗并不意味著你應(yīng)該放棄,它意味著你須更加努力。

　　就像我一開始說,“我們正在讀一本書的第一章的第一節(jié),頁數(shù)無限的”。過去的已經(jīng)過去了。我們所做的任何事都不會(huì)改變它。但是未來是在我們面前。相信我們給世界,世界將給我們。從今天開始,我們是自己的主人,說出“我們是世界,我們是未來。”

　　范文【二】

　　Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:

　　Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold night.Today my topic is about choice and process.A research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one day.With so many choices one day, people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than the choice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference. 　　Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gump made no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with his strong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed my major when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh for me.I cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related to mathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,I persisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life. Gradually I could understand some parts and even found maths interesting.Moreover, I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.

　　NO matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress will come to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see it.These make your life colorful.

　　There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain a and enjoy this fantastic experience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy the process. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to come here. Thank you!

　　翻譯：晚上好,女士們,先生們: 非常感謝您選擇在這樣一個(gè)寒冷的夜晚。今天我的話題是關(guān)于選擇和過程。一個(gè)研究表明,一個(gè)人必須選擇73一天。有這么多選擇一天,人容易困惑和害怕犯錯(cuò)誤的選擇,他們猶豫,最后錯(cuò)過了真正的生活的一部分。在我看來,下面的部分是比選擇更重要。沒有絕對(duì)正確或錯(cuò)誤的選擇但精彩或枯燥的生活,這一過程的區(qū)別。 生活是一盒巧克力,你永遠(yuǎn)不知道你會(huì)得到什么。阿甘為自己做出任何決定,但他用堅(jiān)強(qiáng)的意志完成了巨大的成功。

　　過程不是道路本身,而是態(tài)度和感受,謹(jǐn)慎,勇氣和持久性我們當(dāng)我們遇到新的經(jīng)歷和意想不到的障礙。以我自己為例,我改變了我的專業(yè)當(dāng)我成為一個(gè)研究生。在選擇之后,天已經(jīng)嚴(yán)厲的對(duì)我來說。我無法理解新課程。因?yàn)樗麄兪敲芮邢嚓P(guān)的數(shù)學(xué),我學(xué)到了什么。然而wuth相信,這對(duì)我來說是偉大的機(jī)會(huì)去體驗(yàn)新的想法和挑戰(zhàn)我自己,我依然存在。我要求幫助從每個(gè)通道和reorgonized我的生活。逐漸我可以理解一些地區(qū)甚至發(fā)現(xiàn)數(shù)學(xué)有趣。此外,我學(xué)會(huì)了行動(dòng),而不是抱怨。

　　回想起來,選擇沒有留下任何痕跡在我的腦海里,但幸福和痛苦過去的四個(gè)月成為一個(gè)難忘的經(jīng)歷在我的生命中。 無論選擇什么,享受這個(gè)過程。在這個(gè)過程中,將激發(fā)你的潛力和新發(fā)現(xiàn),改進(jìn)和進(jìn)步必到你們這里來。這些都是最美麗的風(fēng)景在路上,只有你能看到它。這些讓你的生活豐富多彩。 沒有必要,我不想來判斷是否對(duì)還是錯(cuò)我在這里,但是我對(duì)自己祝賀我獲得和享受這美妙的體驗(yàn)。所以親愛的朋友,永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)擔(dān)心你的選擇和享受這個(gè)過程。我相信你會(huì)得到一些新的和有趣今晚在你選擇來這里。謝謝你們!