英語(yǔ)2分鐘自我介紹
I, the surname li mingfei Yang, nine years old is more than enough, ten years old is not enough, the Chinese teacher still plays say I what “ The wind rises in the wind. Maybe dad's taking this. Yang & throughout; I have not the slightest sense of flying. I feel that I am as ordinary as a grain of sand. It is the kind of material that I cannot find in the haystack.
I am not tall, thin like a chopstick, belonging to the malnourishment type, only the sound also has the dignity, singing the song to hong liang like the bell, the momentum is extraordinary, quite has the lingering sound of the potential. My mother always told people that the food in yangyang in my family was full of sound. Hey hey, anyway also do not have white eat, at least also calculate come in use, tube it. I haven't learned much yet, and the high bridge of the nose is set up. Telescope & throughout; . Grandpa told me that I was the future. Scholars & throughout; Is it not clear to me that scholars are not scholars? Only because of the long time to receive glasses. Oppression & throughout; The small eyes have turned into a “ The sight & throughout; , the bridge of the nose is crushed and mouth “ Hug & throughout; . This has become an indisputable fact.
I love telling jokes. Every time I tell a joke, there will always be a great audience. Fans & throughout; ? Every time they told a joke, they would laugh their head off, not to laugh, but to laugh, to climb on the bench, to the waist, or even to climb on the ground, to roll. Once, a friend finish listen to my jokes, laughs at sitting on the ground, as there is a pool of water, waiting for him to react when drenched in pants, we began to laugh at him urine trousers.
What? Do you have any hobbies? That still use say, can say is all sorts of different, linlang, xi xi, words heavy. But to say my favorite hobby, I'm reading books. On this occasion, my father was watching the football match on TV, and I said that I would like to go to my grandmother's house, and my father nodded and agreed. I go to the toilet, I want to be convenient to go to, did not think the lavatory to put my favorite "children's literature", wow, many good opportunity ah! God help me, too. My father was afraid that my eyes were too nearsighted and serious, always against me, today he watched the ball game I read a book, exactly two, so I sit directly on the toilet, with relish to look up. The trip to grandma's house had been thrown out of the sky. I didn't know how long it was before I heard my dad calling my grandmother, as if he had mentioned me. Later, I heard my father call my mother and three aunts, and I didn't know what to say. It seemed to be a little urgent, and then I heard my father coming downstairs. It is important to read books when you have to do so much. What a new discovery! Later, read a book to come here, god undetected, no one disturb, how quiet!
About an hour or so, dad came back, I don't care the story was provoked laughed, dad heard the sound of the toilet, and opened the door a look, see I was reading a book, sitting on the toilet at that time I was so angry fire emit three zhangs, scold I didn't go to grandma's, had they been looking all over for me, also almost called the police, I have a look awful, apologized to his father as quickly. & other; Did you not see that the baby didn't go out? Throughout the &; Mom, thanks to my mom helping me out, dad didn't do it. & hellip;
This is me, a one-belly joke, a little boy with an addiction to books.
我，姓李名飛陽(yáng)，九歲已有余，十歲尚不足，語(yǔ)文老師還戲說(shuō)我什么“大風(fēng)起兮云飛揚(yáng)”，也許是爸爸把這個(gè)“陽(yáng)”字起別了的緣故吧，我絲毫沒有飛起來(lái)的感覺，倒覺得自己平凡得如一粒沙子，是屬于扎在草堆里找不到的那種料。
我個(gè)子不高，瘦得像一根筷子，屬于營(yíng)養(yǎng)不良型，只有聲音還撐體面，唱起歌來(lái)洪亮如鐘，氣勢(shì)非凡，頗有余音繞梁之勢(shì)。媽媽常跟人說(shuō)，我家陽(yáng)陽(yáng)吃的飯全長(zhǎng)在聲音上了。嘿嘿，反正也沒有白吃，至少也算派上用場(chǎng)了，管它呢。還沒有學(xué)到多少知識(shí)，那個(gè)高高的鼻梁上就架起了一副“望遠(yuǎn)鏡”。爺爺總私心地說(shuō)我是未來(lái)的“學(xué)者”，學(xué)者不學(xué)者，難道我自己還不清楚嗎？只是由于長(zhǎng)時(shí)間受眼鏡的“壓迫”，本來(lái)不大的眼睛變成了“一線天”，鼻梁被壓得差點(diǎn)和嘴巴“擁抱”。這可已成為不爭(zhēng)的事實(shí)。
我很愛講笑話。每次講笑話時(shí)，總會(huì)有許多鐵桿聽眾，也算“粉絲”吧？每講完一段笑話，他們準(zhǔn)會(huì)笑得前俯后仰，不是笑得肚子痛，就是笑得爬在板凳上，直不起腰來(lái)，有的甚至干脆爬在地上，打起滾來(lái)。有一次，一個(gè)小伙伴聽完我的笑話，一下子笑得坐在地上，正巧那兒有一灘水，等他反應(yīng)過(guò)來(lái)時(shí)，褲子已經(jīng)濕透了，我們又開始笑他尿褲子了。
啥？你問(wèn)我有沒有愛好？那還用說(shuō)，可以說(shuō)是五花八門、琳瑯滿目，嘻嘻，言重了吧。不過(guò)要說(shuō)我最大的愛好嘛，還得數(shù)看書了。有這么一次，爸爸在看電視上的足球賽，我說(shuō)想去奶奶家，爸爸點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭，算是同意了。我走進(jìn)廁所，本想方便一下就去的，沒想到廁所里放著我最愛看的《兒童文學(xué)》，哇，多好的機(jī)會(huì)�。≌媸翘熘乙�。平時(shí)爸爸怕我眼睛近視嚴(yán)重，總是防著我，今天他看球賽我看書，正好兩不誤，于是我就直接坐在馬桶上，津津有味地看了起來(lái)。去奶奶家的事早被拋到九霄云外了。也不知過(guò)了多久，聽見爸爸在給奶奶打電話，好像還提到了我。后來(lái)又聽到爸爸給媽媽和三姨她們一個(gè)個(gè)打電話，不知在說(shuō)著什么，好像還有點(diǎn)急，緊接著聽見爸爸下樓的聲音。管那么多干啥，機(jī)不可失，時(shí)不再來(lái)，看書要緊。這可是個(gè)新的發(fā)現(xiàn)�。∫院罂磿偷竭@兒來(lái)，神不知鬼不覺的，沒人打擾，多清靜呀！
大約一小時(shí)左右吧，爸爸回來(lái)了，我不小心被文中的故事惹得笑出了聲，爸爸聽見了廁所里的聲音，打開門一看，見我正坐在馬桶上看書，當(dāng)時(shí)就氣得火冒三丈，罵我沒有去奶奶家，害得他們到處找我，還差點(diǎn)兒報(bào)了警，我一看大事不妙，就趕忙向爸爸認(rèn)錯(cuò)。“你一個(gè)大活人就沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)娃沒有出門嗎？”還是媽媽好，多虧媽媽幫我解圍，爸爸才算沒有動(dòng)手，唉，好險(xiǎn)啊……
這就是我，一個(gè)一肚子笑話，看書成癮的小男孩。