英語作文童年趣事：竹節(jié)蟲
Stick insect
I was at my grandmother's house in the woods, find a stick. And pretend good ah, lying in the bark of the tree does not look really can not see, just as like as two peas! See I don't bombard your command -- the brain
I pick it up with a stick, placed in a small pit, buried on the soil, showing only a head, and then lit a firecracker, into the soil. I'm clutching his ears to run backward. Ba! Soil splash out, stick insect motionless in the small hole, the small hole is steaming! I buried soil, erected a wooden stick in the side, in front of plug 3 firecrackers, muttered: "Monty, rest in peace!"
Now in retrospect feel funny, stick insects into my victim.
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竹節(jié)蟲
我在奶奶家屋后的樹林里，發(fā)現(xiàn)了一只竹節(jié)蟲。和偽裝的不錯(cuò)啊，趴在樹皮上不仔細(xì)看還真看不出來，簡(jiǎn)直和樹皮一模一樣!看我不炮擊你的指揮部——腦子
我用木棍把它挑起來，放在一個(gè)小土坑里，埋上土，只露出一根腦袋，然后點(diǎn)燃一根鞭炮，塞進(jìn)土里。我捂著耳朵拼命向后跑。叭!土塊飛濺出來，竹節(jié)蟲一動(dòng)不動(dòng)的躺在小坑里，小坑里還冒著氣!我埋上土，在旁邊立起一根木棍，在前面塞了3根鞭炮，喃喃道：“壯士，安息吧!”
現(xiàn)在回想起來真覺得好笑，竹節(jié)蟲成了我成長(zhǎng)的犧牲品。