Top 10 Funny Store Signs
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
銆�銆�涓�瀹舵秷澹板櫒搴楀錛?鏍規(guī)湰涓嶇敤棰勭害錛屾垜浠惉鍒頒綘鏉ヤ簡錛?
銆�銆�2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
銆�銆�閰掑簵闂ㄥ錛?甯府蹇欙紒鎴戜滑緙哄皯甯鎬綇灝忛厭棣嗙殑浜恒�?
銆�銆�3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
銆�銆�鎺ュ緟瀹ょ殑妗屼笂錛?涓変釜涓�杞紒鎴戜滑瑕佹涓嶇暀鎯呭湴璧惰蛋絎笁涓帹閿�鍛橈紒娉細絎簩涓垰鍒氱寮�銆?
銆�銆�4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
銆�銆�鍏藉尰鐨勫�欒瘖鍐咃細"紼嶅�?鍒嗛挓銆傝洞涓嬶紝鍒姩錛?
銆�銆�5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
銆�銆�鍦ㄧ數(shù)姘斿叕鍙革細"濡傛灉浣犻�佹潵閽炵エ錛屾垜浠細寰堥珮鍏達紱濡傛灉浣犱笉閫侊紝灝變細琚柇鐢點�?
銆�銆�6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
銆�銆�鐢?shù)鑴戜笓鍗栧簵闂ㄤ笂锛?鍑哄幓鎵句竴涓洿蹇殑瀛楄妭銆?
銆�銆�7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
銆�銆�槨愰姍辯獥錛?鍒タ鐫�鑲氬瓙鍌誨憜鍦ㄩ偅鍎匡紝榪涙潵鍚э紝鍚冮】楗遍キ錛?
銆�銆�8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
銆�銆�鍦ㄤ繚榫勭悆棣嗭細"淇濇寔瀹夐潤錛屾垜浠渶瑕佸�懼惉澶уご閽堣惤鍦般�?
銆�銆�9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
銆�銆�鍦ㄥ鍦扮殑鍓嶉櫌錛?寮�杞﹀綋蹇冿紝鎴戜滑浼氱瓑鐫�浣犵殑銆?
銆�銆�10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
銆�銆�鍦ㄥ挩璇㈠笀鍔炲叕瀹わ細"鍙樿�佹槸鐢變笂甯濇帶鍒剁殑錛屽彉鑱槑鏄敱鑷繁鎺у埗鐨勩�?